February 2012
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Feb 2nd
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January 2012
4 posts
Jan 26th
“But understand this: the feminist blogosphere isn’t here to encourage and enable...”
– - Attempted-murderer/abuser/serial mansplainer Hugo Schwyzer to sexual predator Kyle Payne. no, really, he actually said this to another “pro-feminist man” (via saltmarshhag) If you look up the defintion of irony—— screw it (via abrokenfishbowl) OMG, these two… I just. Pardon me while I pick...
Jan 11th
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New Year's Resolution
My one resolution for 2012 is to do whatever I can to topple the pillars of society that seek to hold up white superiority.
Jan 3rd
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Jan 1st
December 2011
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wildunicornherd: jhameia: fluttertree: Raise your hand if you won’t be doing anything in particular for Christmas, for whatever reason. *raises hand* I’d like to go out and do some writing somewhere but everything’s gonna be closed -_- Yyyyyyyyyyyyep. Indeed. I had ice cream for breakfast. Now I’m watching comedy on my computer and planning on doing a hair treatment later, after...
Dec 25th
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October 2011
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August 2011
7 posts
The Help is this year's version of The Blind Side
Full disclosure: I have not seen either movie.
Aug 24th
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That feeling you get when the Twist-out is FRESH &...
big-black-girl-politics: Yea… I’m there. Oh yeah.
Aug 16th
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Ask and it appears. Or coincidence.
So, this morning, based on reading some fluffy-puffy internet stuff, I decided to spend my train ride into work writing down what I wanted to get out of the day. Since I’m temping (after being made redundant July 1st), I’ve done a few jobs of varying busy-ness. Current job falls on the less busy side of the equation, mostly. Especially since I am in the lowest possible role. But this...
Aug 16th
Aug 8th
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Gah friends
So one of my (white) friends recently had another (white) friend come to visit her from the States.  As we were grocery shopping together, she said, “You’d love Carla, she’s a hardcore anti-racist feminist.” I said, “I probably would!” Then she said, “I told Carla about Xxxxx…”  Xxxxx being a racist incident that happened to me when I first...
Aug 5th
It's 5:30 am. Would you like to wake up and think...
Funny, I don’t remember ticking yes for this circular thoughts self-recrimination suck-train.
Aug 3rd
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Aug 3rd
July 2011
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June 2011
12 posts
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I am currently boiling a skirt
…in a pot of red dye. The last time I wore it, I was hanging out with my friend and her baby, who, at that point was a crawler/puller-upperer of self, and self-feeding.  I wanted to prove to myself and my friend how cool and non-prissy I was, so when the kid came at me with chocolate covered hands, I didn’t freak out or run away, and he pulled himself up using my skirt (baby pink...
Jun 29th
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But what about your health!
My life would be so much better if I could get all the fat haters who supposedly care about my health, to remind me to take my anti-depressants.
Jun 22nd
not a great start to the day
It’s Tuesday. My first thought upon waking this morning was, “Why is my alarm going off when it’s the weekend?” Also, my dreams were filled with theft, espionage, and a manipulative BJ given to a guard.
Jun 20th
Childishly erudite
AWAD’s word for today (redundancy department of redundancy?) is lignify: convert into wood, to make woody. I can’t help but feel there’s a boner joke in here I’m missing.
Jun 16th
Go to Wikipedia and click “random article.” This...
liquornspice: quixotess: rassilon: fearknot: wundygore: pinkie-pi: tenshinhan: Bjni Fortress.  Palisade Valley Frank Rooney Right of Foreigners to Vote Assistant Secretary of Defense for Networks and Information Integration All-Ireland Senior Hurling Championship 1973 [Real Name] Store Tverråtinden (a mountain in southern Norway.) [Click-til-I-get-something-interesting...
Jun 15th
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I think a lot of my difficulty in life comes from recognising ambiguity in what people say, even when they don’t. Like, the other day I was showing off the boots I won (Boots for Broads! Yay!) and my co-worker asked if they were lined. And my brain starts going through, well, lined only in the way that all leather things are lined so that it’s not just plain leather against my legs,...
Jun 15th
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Jun 11th
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What a tragedy to only discover this website after... →
Cotton motherfucking petticoats in several colours. Unf. Maybe I’ll need to learn how to gather fabric properly, and make my own cotton petticoats. But they won’t be as pretty as the one below… Juliette petticoat.
Jun 8th
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Jun 8th
We Love Colours fishnets
Hey, does anyone know if fishnets by We Love Colours has a gusset?
Jun 6th
Jun 2nd
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May 2011
25 posts
Someone's picked you on Quickmatch!
Oh, OKcupid. I can guarantee that every time someone picks me on Quickmatch, all I have to do is pull up that 9-square box of potential candidates, select the most busted motherfucker from those 9, and that’s the guy who has chosen me. GUARANTEED. This morning, I had a notification of Quickmatch, and an email.  Busted motherfucker in the first row staring out like. I’m like, yeah,...
May 31st
Cycling while pregnant →
I’d really like to forward this to my friend who literally stopped lifting anything the second she found out that she was pregnant, but I suspect that would make me an asshole.
May 30th
The Matriarchal Legacy of The Black Woman's... →
note-a-bear: flymetothemooon: notesonascandal: Stop acting like we don’t have a right to this collective anger. Anybody with a brain that thinks and eyes that see and nose that knows KNOWS that we have a right to this anger. The “Angry Black Woman” is angry for a multitude of reasons. We’ve been America’s favorite Whipping Girl since the first African woman set her foot in Virginia in the...
May 17th
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Measurments
okcupidkillme: Hi :) I really enjoyed your profile. A lot.  I’d love to get to know you better.  I’m Brandon. I have an IQ of 147. I read constantly. I’m a stand up comic. And I have a 10.5 inch fat penis. :)  Just a heads up/ warning. ;)  Talk to you soon  B #winner I can tell he’s a stand up comic, because this is funny as hell.
May 17th
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amusing myself
I’m doing a group project with two other people who have saddled me with the making of the powerpoint presentation. I am a pushover. I wasn’t even planning on staying out the damn semester in this damn course and now I’m making a presentation, because I don’t want to fuck these two fucks over. So I’ve got this one section about how there’s only one book under...
May 9th
May 8th
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May 8th
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May 8th
When it's time to buy a new cat carrier, this is... →
I have a cat in a no-pets apartment, and I think the owners saw me taking my boy out to the vet in his normal carrier (she was walking up the street and I was walking the other way), which is large and boxy and screams out, “See this illegal cat? I keep him illegally in the apartment I rent from you!” On the other hand, when I took this place, the leasing agent said “no...
May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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look-loop
This happens on OkCupid all the time. Look-loop is when you look at someone’s profile (and don’t want to message them or anything), but this causes them to look at your profile. Then  a few days later, you see that someone has looked at your profile, and you click on their profile. Then you realise it’s that person you looked at the other day. But then they see that you’ve...
May 7th
Anyone want to buy...
peanutweeter: via @MikatheStripper Snoopy’s facial expression is so wrong and appropriate for this…
May 6th
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May 6th
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May 5th
Whole Foods Market Caves to Monsanto →
For a moment, I read the headline as Whole Foods trying to get Monsanto to grow their GM crops inside of caves to stop the contamination, and thought that was delightfully snarky. Turns out, that is not what’s going on here.
May 5th
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I fell into a J-hole
That’s when you start reading your journals from your misspent youth, and then look up and realise that hours have passed. Seriously, how is it 11:30 pm now? Also, I realised that my journal from 2001 covers a pretty important date for some American people. My entry from September 10, 2001 is about how my life at university is cold and hard.  There is no entry for the next day. I...
May 4th
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My happy box
I’m desperately seeking my passport, so I took out what I’m going to start calling my “happy box”. It’s basically the big box of nostalgia and remembrances. A good friend calls her version of this box her happy box, and apparently her husband says, “I don’t know why you call it your happy box, since every time you take it out, you cry.” And...
May 4th
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a change is gonna come
If you’d asked me seven days ago about my life, I would have said that the three major spheres were full of suckage. 1. Work: I work with people who have said some fucked up racist bullshit. I am also underpaid and bored. 2. Home: Dislike my apartment and neighbourhood and the expense of living alone. 3. School: My TAFE course is ridiculously wasting my time. Less than a week later: 1....
May 3rd